Women are roasting their exes using clothing brands — and the taglines are just killing us

Most relationships end for a concrete reason involving one partner or both. Most of the time, the reasons can be painful to recall. A person might not want to think about those things to avoid feeling hurt. But sometimes, people can give their disappointment a funny turn and make a joke out of it. A person on TikTok gave such an opportunity to women by asking them to compare their exes with a clothing brand. The man, Jordan T., who goes by @coach.tressler on TikTok, took to the platform to share his question and people had the most interesting comparisons as responses.

"Alright ladies, describe your ex as a clothing brand. I want to laugh," the text overlay read. The man had posted a picture of himself along with the request. The caption read, "Let me hear it." The post received more than 1 million views and over 74k likes. Several women took to the comments section of the video to describe their exes as clothing brands as per the creator's request and their comments truly didn't disappoint in terms of being downright hilarious.

@maryahcraft wrote, "Temu. He was displayed incorrectly, made cheap, sent to everyone and you pay more than the quality you get. Also, you might end up with cancer from the material and quality." @iluvalmaxo compared her ex with IKEA and commented, "IKEA, complicated instructions, a lot of work and missing pieces." @cfequine 77 remarked, "Goodwill, because he had been handed down a lot." @tater_and_tot shared, "Tommy Hilfiger- because he will figure out a way to lie about anything." @cheyanned19 compared her ex to Dollar Tree and expressed, "Dollar Tree...cheap and apparently, for everybody." @vegasgirlgonecountry pointed out, "Payless, because I should have paid less attention to him and more to myself." @jeanybaby243 said, "Fabletics... should not have subscribed to it in the first place- difficult to cancel."

@oliviamarifrancis compared her ex's tendencies with Spirit Halloween and put down, "Pops up once a year with zero commitment, thinks he is fun, but is mostly cheap, messy and gone when you actually need him." @tinyhomebigheart revealed how she had to take care of her ex and chose, "Motherhood Maternity- Because I always felt like I was taking care of a big baby." @alianliandro felt that her ex could be described as any designer brand that is "way overpriced and low quality. Looks good but is actually trash." @i_am_cristinaq revealed, "Ed Hardy, kind of trying to be cool but also on clearance. Peaked in 2011." @shamanna.love felt, "Echo- because the number of times he promised he would change was wild."

A woman, Heather, who goes by @savagemomlife1 on Threads, shared the post along with her favorite comments and said, "I am going to sit this one out, but I can't wait to see what you all have to say." The woman couldn't hold back her laughter as she went through all the comments. People also took to the comments in her video and shared their comparisons. @2seekbalanceaq wrote, "Hilarious! Osh-gosh-begosh because she definitely wasn't the brightest crayon in the box..."

You can follow Jordan T. (@coach.tressler) on TikTok for more relationship content.