Woman 'product reviews' her golden retriever and he's obviously a 10/10
Right from features, specifications, packaging and more, the woman's review left the internet awestruck.
A product review is meant to be raw, upfront, honest and as detailed as possible to tell you enough about the item you're aspiring to own. And yes, it does influence your purchase decision. A woman (@moosethatgolden_) decided to influence strangers on the internet — not for a product but for her golden retriever, Moose. She did a “product review” of the canine just as one would of any other product, and the results are incredibly heartwarming. While her honest comments are cause for a good laugh, they’re also filling the internet with the perfect dose of awe and wonder.
The woman mentioned that the now-2-year-old golden retriever was hers and her husband's first puppy. Starting the review right from day one, she noted the initial days were rough. “He was an absolute terror,” she said, recalling an instance where he “ate a chunk of the wall in our apartment.” The next feature, if we can call it that, was his “energy.” If you’re thinking that’s a good factor, stop. “He has so much energy, we just couldn’t keep up and on top of that, he wouldn’t settle,” the pet parent said. However, the then-puppy was immensely cute at that stage, so it made up for all the shenanigans and chaos he caused.
Jumping to when Moose turned 5 months old, the pet parent revealed that he finally started to grow into his personality. She appreciated his humor but added that it was also the stage where he “started exploring.” “He was leaving a mark literally everywhere and couldn’t walk on a leash,” she mentioned. The woman was clearly noting the pros and cons and honestly, they all seemed to already hold the internet in awe. It was very clearly stated that when the golden turned one year old, “not that much changed.” “He was still crazy, he’d get zoomies every hour, have a witching hour all the time,” she explained.
As she detailed her user experience, as one can call it, Moose quietly kept himself parked in her arms. He silently stayed there, not trying to get any attention and posing ever so innocently. Products can seem all prim and proper at first glance, and that’s why you have detailed user reviews just like this adorable canine had. Fast forward to Moose being nearly two, when his pet parents decided to get him neutered. “That’s when he really started settling,” she said. The golden boy did not like the sound of it and gave a very subtle side eye.
Just half of it, but people loved what was being sold to them. @riopio.the collie said, “Pure perfection.” @thegoldentwo_ added, “Moose’s face while having his performance review tells a different side.” However, the pet parent had more to tell. In the next clip, she revealed all his traits once she turned two. “Some of the features which come with this version are: It follows you to the bathroom, it brings toys to you, it loves to snuggle, loves swimming and also likes to play ball,” she noted. She also highlighted that Moose liked to “countersurf.” “I’m not sure if all models have this but it’s really funny for us.” The pet parent was spilling all the beans in full review mode this time.
“The outer packaging is really nice, soft and toasted,” she added. The review did its job in convincing the internet. @gibsonlespawthegolden said, “10/10 recommend — trying to get mom to get a second one.” @kpknowsbest hysterically remarked, “Have repurchased this model several times, and while immediately regretting it, have switched to completely loving it!” @boogeytheberner concluded, “He’s adorable, seems like a solid purchase!”
You can watch the product review video part 1 and part 2 here.
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