What would you do if you woke up on Christmas morning to find Santa Claus—the real one—dead and burnt to a crisp in your living room? And no, this is not a prediction for how 2020 Christmas would go (Santa wouldn't be the only one burning if it was). This, my dear readers is a question recently posed by Redditor gemandrailfan94 on the AskReddit forum which seems to have brought all the How to Get Away with Murder fans to the yard.
The Redditor merely wondered what one would do if—at the age of 10—one were to excitedly bounce into the living room to open presents, only to find the charred dead body of the big man in red because one's parents forgot to put out the fire in the fireplace. Simple, isn't it?