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Third graders write letters to God with some very important questions and they're adorably innocent

Third graders write letters to God with some very important questions and they're adorably innocent

The kids' queries were all kinds of comedic gold as they penned letters that were equal parts adorable, hilarious, and head-scratching.

There's one thing people quickly realize around kids. The little inquisitors have a zillion questions about literally everything on the face of Earth. Although one might find it adorable and fascinating at first, once the questions start hitting a bit too close to home — which they inevitably do — the novelty quickly turns into an overwhelming urge to run and hide. However, when directed at someone else, a child's neverending curiosity combined with their naturally occurring bluntness and innocence makes for amaaaaa...zing entertainment. This became quite evident when a third-grade teacher asked some of her students to write letters to God with whatever questions they might have for the Almighty.

 

As you can imagine, the kids' seriously-intended queries were all kinds of comedic gold as they penned letters that were equal parts adorable, hilarious, and head-scratching. These letters have since gone viral on social media with netizens LOL-ing over the way these young minds work. Check out some of our favorite ones here:

 

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"Dear God, are you really invisible or is that just a trick?" — Lucy

 

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"Dear God, did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?" — Norma

 

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"Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?" — Neil

 

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"Dear God, when you made the first man, did he work as good as we do now?" — Tom

 

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"Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?" — Love, Dennis

 

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"Dear God, I am American. What are you?" — Robert

 

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"Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy." — Joyce

 

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"Dear God, how come you didn't invent any new animals lately? We still have just all the old ones." — Johny

 

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"Dear God, if you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want. Except my money. Or my chess set." — Raphael

 

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"Dear God, my brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha." — Danny

 

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"Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions." — Ruth M.

 

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"Dear God, my brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right." — Marsha

 

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"Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes." — Mickey D.

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