The kids' queries were all kinds of comedic gold as they penned letters that were equal parts adorable, hilarious, and head-scratching.
There's one thing people quickly realize around kids. The little inquisitors have a zillion questions about literally everything on the face of Earth. Although one might find it adorable and fascinating at first, once the questions start hitting a bit too close to home — which they inevitably do — the novelty quickly turns into an overwhelming urge to run and hide. However, when directed at someone else, a child's neverending curiosity combined with their naturally occurring bluntness and innocence makes for amaaaaa...zing entertainment. This became quite evident when a third-grade teacher asked some of her students to write letters to God with whatever questions they might have for the Almighty.
As you can imagine, the kids' seriously-intended queries were all kinds of comedic gold as they penned letters that were equal parts adorable, hilarious, and head-scratching. These letters have since gone viral on social media with netizens LOL-ing over the way these young minds work. Check out some of our favorite ones here:
"Dear God, are you really invisible or is that just a trick?" — Lucy
"Dear God, did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?" — Norma
"Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?" — Neil
"Dear God, when you made the first man, did he work as good as we do now?" — Tom
"Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?" — Love, Dennis
"Dear God, I am American. What are you?" — Robert
"Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy." — Joyce
"Dear God, how come you didn't invent any new animals lately? We still have just all the old ones." — Johny
"Dear God, if you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want. Except my money. Or my chess set." — Raphael
"Dear God, my brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha." — Danny
"Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions." — Ruth M.
"Dear God, my brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right." — Marsha
"Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes." — Mickey D.