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Trump once called me to insist his penis wasn't small or toadstool-shaped, says former aide

Adult film star Stormy Daniels claimed in her book that Trump had a small penis, detailing her affair with him.

Trump once called me to insist his penis wasn't small or toadstool-shaped, says former aide
Image source: WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 21: U.S. President Donald Trump at the White House on May 21, 2020, in Washington, DC. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Donald Trump is obsessed with the public's perception of his 'tiny' penis, claims a former aide in a new book. Adult-film star Stormy Daniels detailed the former President's penis and sexual performance in her 2018 book after he allegedly slept with her and paid her off to keep quiet on the affair. “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she wrote in a damning chapter about her affair and referring to his penis as 'toadstool.' Trump reportedly threw a fit when he heard about the descriptions. Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham says the President felt the need to call her from Air Force One to tell her that his penis was neither small nor shaped like a toadstool, reported The Daily Beast. Grisham made the claim in her upcoming book: I’ll Take Your Questions Now. The book's title is a nod to Grisham's stint as press secretary when she did not take a single question from the media.

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 27: U.S. President Donald Trump speaks on the phone with Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar on the phone in the Oval Office of the White House June 27, 2017 in Washington, DC. President Trump congratulated Prime Minister Varadkar to become the new leader of Ireland. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

 

Trump doesn't want to be the 'butt of jokes'
Grisham said the former President was paranoid about providing ammunition to late-night TV shows that regularly made him the butt of all jokes and speaking of butts, he hid a colonoscopy appointment for the fear of being made fun of. When the former President visited the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in 2019, there were a lot of rumors suggesting get had a secret illness. The New York Times reveals that it was nothing but a routine colonoscopy appointment but Trump kept it under wraps so it wouldn't be a source of comedy on late-night TV. While Trump managed to keep his colonoscopy a secret at the time, Grisham's book has redirected late-night comedy towards the incident. "Trump called [Grisham] from Air Force One specifically to let her know his penis was not small or toadstool-shaped — which is basically confirmation that his penis is small and toadstool-shaped,” joked Jimmy Kimmel.



 

Trump cuts his own hair
Donald Trump is proud of his wavy hair and Grisham claims he cuts it himself with the help of a huge pair of scissors. Grisham wrote that Trump carries around “a huge pair of scissors that could probably cut a ribbon at an opening of one of his properties.”



 


Acting tough with Putin
 
According to the former aide, Donald Trump has a very cordial relationship with Vladimir Putin but likes to act tough in front of the cameras. The duo held a joint press conference at the G-20 meeting in Osaka in 2019 and Trump nervously waved his finger at Putin and told Putin, “Don’t meddle in the election.” Grisham was with Trump during the summit and reportedly gave Putin a heads up about his speech, “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.”



 

Melania slept through election night
Former first lady Melania Trump slept through election night and had to be woken up for Trump's 'non-concession' speech, said Stephanie Grisham. Melania Trump reportedly had to be shaken awake as Trump prepared to give a speech refusing to concede the election, reported Business Insider. Donald Trump had claimed victory on the night that the former first lady had slept through for most parts of the night. Grisham describes Melania as "Dismissive. Defeated. Detached." Stephanie Grisham succeeded Sarah Huckabee Sanders as the third press secretary in President Donald Trump's White House. She started off as an assistant to Trump's first press secretary, Sean Spicer. Trump’s spokesperson Liz Harrington slammed Grisham’s book, calling it “another pitiful attempt to cash in on the President’s strength and sell lies about the Trump family.”

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