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Jeff Bezos went to space in a rocket-shaped like a d*ck and the penis jokes have started

The internet couldn't help but notice Jeff Bezos leave Earth in a giant penis-shaped rocket and spawned a million memes.

Jeff Bezos went to space in a rocket-shaped like a d*ck and the penis jokes have started
VAN HORN, TEXAS - JULY 20: Blue Origin’s New Shepard flies into space from the launch pad on July 20, 2021 in Van Horn, Texas.(Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Jeff Bezos made a successful trip to space this week and is busy celebrating the feat but Twitter couldn't help but notice that his rocket looks like a giant penis. The penis rocket is not easy to miss and was the butt of jokes on Twitter, where many concurred that the private billionaires' space race was nothing but their own version of a d*ck-measuring contest. Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Richard Branson were the billionaires who started their own private space race for no reason whatsoever. Richard Branson was the first to make it to space, followed by Jeff Bezos. Rumor has it that Elon Musk is still checking the integrity of his rocket by getting people to throw steel balls at it. 

 

 

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While one could argue that all rockets look like penises, Jeff Bezos' rocket is certainly the most penis-looking rocket of them all. Bezos was already generating enough meme content by wearing a cowboy hat, and riding a penis rocket, but then had the audacity to thank Amazon workers and customers for picking up the tab for his leisure trip to space. The underpaid and overworked employees of Amazon certainly didn't find it earnest or funny. Many even signed a petition to deny Bezos entry back onto Earth. 

VAN HORN, TEXAS - JULY 20: Jeff Bezos speaks about his flight on Blue Origin’s New Shepard into space during a press conference on July 20, 2021, in Van Horn, Texas. Mr. Bezos and the crew that flew with him were the first human spaceflight for the company. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

 

 

 

The d*ck-shaped rocket spawned a million penis jokes, including comparisons with an Austin Powers movie. The jokes were, naturally, NSFW, and here are some of the best we came across on the internet: 

 

 

VAN HORN, TEXAS - JULY 20: The New Shepard Blue Origin rocket lifts-off from the launch pad carrying Jeff Bezos along with his brother Mark Bezos, 18-year-old Oliver Daemen, and 82-year-old Wally Funk prepare to launch on July 20, 2021 in Van Horn, Texas. Mr. Bezos and the crew are riding in the first human spaceflight for the company. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

 

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You don't need a 'd*ck' to be shot into space to realize it's a 'd*ck', especially at a time when the world is being ravaged by climate change and the millions are struggling to make ends meet during the pandemic. 

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