Hilarious thread shows men will make fun of anything and everything, even the dead
One Twitter user pointed out that men have no boundaries when it comes to making fun of their friends.
There's nothing men won't laugh at, even at their own potential deaths apparently. Men can be quite mean when pulling someone else's leg and as one Twitter user pointed out, there are no boundaries when men hang out with each other. Everything under the sun is a good target for a joke. It turned into a hilarious thread of people sharing all the inappropriate things that men will make fun of. "Men’s banter is too funny, something life-threatening could’ve happened but once we establish you’re still alive every joke in the universe will fly," they wrote on Twitter. The Twitter user who goes by KING KAYODE (@Unkle_K) served up an example: "My boy got stabbed and we kept saying he had beef with Arya Stark." Here are some of the rather dark and funny things we came across on the thread:
1.
Remember when I just lost my dad, one of my friends told me, now, you joined people who can recite the Lord’s prayer
— PAPPYUNILORIN (@9jaGH) May 21, 2022
“our father who art in heaven”
2.
My dad survived gunshots attack by armed robbers and whenever my useless friends wanted to ask after him, they'll be like: "How is 50 Cent?"
— Ezigbo Nwa (@Buezerino) May 21, 2022
3.
My dad got a crop top because the seller literally told him it was male under vast.
— Libmaya (@LibmayaDexplora) May 21, 2022
He sat in the living room and his stomach was out in the open.
My friend came visiting and dad headed for the room and my crazy friend shouted "Winne-the-pooh
😂😂😭😭
We both bursted out laughin
4.
I was feeling depressed and when I hanged out with the boys at a coffee shop, they use to ask if they can order depresso for me 😭
— Hamy_Cee🥥 (@mutu_rahaa) May 21, 2022
5.
My guy back in uni, told me my late dad was gonn be his late dad’s errand boy cos his died before mine. E pain me but I laughed, needed the laughter at the time too 😆
— Mayowa (@TheMayowaa) October 22, 2021
6.
Went to this my guys father's funeral and this dude legit told me that he gave me 4 meats during the burial ceremony so I shouldn't forget incase my own dad dies....
— GrinGo (@Mazificient) May 21, 2022
We all burst into laughter
7.
I remember the time I was really sick and me being skinny naturally I lost even more weight during the sickness, my friends came visiting and MFs said I was in 2D😭😭
— ༒☬Ivαή☬༒ (@Rence_Ivann) May 21, 2022
8.
Yes men’s banter is too wild.
— g♡ (@giamorx) May 20, 2022
There’s one guy I know who is epileptic and the mandem call him Julius Seizure because he has a seizure in their history class at school. https://t.co/eZ8iiJbD8L
9.
My niqqa got liquidated in the bear market last year, lost 1M +, guy almost ran mad, but the mans been calling him “the dip” very since. 😂😂 Those guys have no limit. Ive not been spared.
— H.V Roman. (@SpacemanAp) May 21, 2022
10.
I once dislocated my shoulder in a swimming pool and I had really big bandages wrapped around my shoulder and then to my arm for support and my guys started calling me "Aqua Man" till date 😭😭😂😂
— Juggernaut 😁 (@thejuggernauut) May 21, 2022
11.
Mfs ask "You good tho?" Cause they trying to get clearance to let the jokes fly lol
— Jean Lasso (@RegularJTM) May 21, 2022
12.
I remember a group chat I was part of in 2018. 3 people on the group lost their dads that year so the boys changed it to fatherless gang and told the rest of us to start preparing 😭😭
— xNFT Fela (@thekharbouch) October 22, 2021
13.
My boy got one leg, he got into a car accident, we call that nigga hip hop now
— what SZA said! (@CulinaryGawd) May 21, 2022
14.
I remember after surviving a terrible accident that left a scar in my face my friends started calling me Scar(lion king) or scar face😭😭 pic.twitter.com/rIOTurgqwI
— The north star (@Ama__Berrie) May 22, 2022
15.
A friend survived an industrial gas explosion accident and is now called Tear Gas. Even his mum calls him that now 😂😂😂😂
— 👥 (@Gatorkaks) May 21, 2022
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