You would think cats are independent creatures, but it turns out they just want to hang out with you all the time.
Most people adopt cats because they want an animal that's easier to take care of than dogs are. Cats are mature. They are independent. You would expect them to understand personal space, right? Well, you would be wrong. Users across social media platforms have collectively posted evidence that their cats, who believe they are self-sufficient overlords who trained their humans to serve them, are in fact, attached little squishy fluff balls. This is particularly true when cat owners disappear into the ether (i.e. the bathroom) and cannot be found. Cats will rush to their side in order to protect them evils such as Master Commode and Evil Captain Bathtub. Here are the most valiant fur babies—erm, soldiers?—of all.