Grandma's epically savage responses in rap battle with her grandson are the stuff of legends

Grandmothers often have epic comebacks to whatever their children or grandchildren have to say to them. Josiah–who goes by @jogocrazy0 on TikTok–has one such sassy grandma. He usually posts rap battle videos with his grandmother and other family members online and one such rap battle featuring his grandma went viral with over two million views.

The video starts with the grandma telling Josiah, "Everything I say is real, no bluffing. This round is mine. Don't touch it. What you doing is broken scissors? It ain't gonna cut it." Her attitude and the way she raps these words are absolutely on point. Responding to his grandma, Josiah raps, "Start with a whole Nelson. I got the game in a chokehold. Let's be real. You don't want any smoke. You just got off an entertainment cruise, that's a showboat. I'll take my time cooking you, that's a slow roast."

The grandma had the perfect retort. In the video, she raps, "I took a trip to France, Bonjour! Full flight, everyone on board. You talk about my knees, but you certainly have on yours." Then, Josiah responds with, "I have got flames coming on the top like a candlestick. For your next set, pull li'l clothes on your nails, then it's fashion tips. You know what is the problem with this battle in tents? It's a camping trip." However, his grandma is the clear winner of the rap battle as she ends with, "Call a U-Haul when you moving in. After this, you'll lose some friends. I used to whoop you when you were young. Now I gotta do it again."

People were impressed by how the grandmother roasted her grandson. @just_tiera commented, "'I used to whoop you when you were young, now I gotta do it again' would've given me flashbacks, not gonna lie. She ate you right on up with that one." @izaiah_jae wrote, "Grandma doesn't just cook them sweet candied yams, she cook humans too. With generational facts too! She said she used to whoop you." @unknownty0721 expressed, "It's a clean sweep. Grandma is like that. Stop playing with her. She taught Kendrick how to rap but some respect for her name." @theequeenmuva said, "I love her laughs in between bars. Granny thoroughly enjoys this!" @sykoner_fb shared, "You know it's a problem when this battle gets 'in tents' it's a camping trip, is crazy."

In a follow-up video, they had another rap battle. It began with the grandmother saying, "You're not a dog. You bark a lot! I'm on go. I'm hard to stop. I'm in your space. I took your parking spot." Responding to this, Josiah raps, "You know about bars? This is where the lesson starts. Remember you were in the grocery store and you wrecked your cart..." Then, grandma replies with, "Count my buckets and one. I'm telling you this, man is done. When you count my money, you gotta count me a grandson." The rap battle ends with Josiah rapping, "I think I got the best bars ever, but I don't mean to boast. Your feet got some fire tips. I'll flame your toes. But sometimes, I can't stand you because you are doing the most. Now I'll burn down your bakery, now your business is toast." This grandson and grandmother duo sure have a fun way of bonding.

You can follow Josiah (@jogocrazy0) on TikTok for more content on roast battles.