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he wrote. </image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/employee-quits-after-boss-tried-to-steal-250-from-his-salary-fp-ex1</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-11T15:15:38.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Boss docked $250 from her paycheck without informing her — she sent her resignation in 2 hours and walked out</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/792077/uploads/e362eb70-0d58-11f1-b622-153e30b9e559_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Boss docked $250 from her paycheck without informing her — she sent her resignation in 2 hours and walked out</image:title><image:caption>&quot;All my coworkers were standing with me in silence, which felt good,&quot; the employee noted.</image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/employee-starting-taking-lunch-during-meetings-to-take-revenge-fp-ex1</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-11T12:00:17.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Manager kept scheduling meetings during lunch break — so employee started bringing food into team meetings</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/792098/uploads/9ff05480-0d6d-11f1-9336-a7e4edc0f5ed_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Manager kept scheduling meetings during lunch break — so employee started bringing food into team meetings</image:title><image:caption>A survey 35,000 workers across 26 countries found that employees are only given 35 minutes of lunch break per day, if they have one at all.</image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/employee-followed-manager-being-notified-to-the-t-and-it-backfired-fp-ex1</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-11T16:00:43.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Boss complained about workers &apos;disappearing&apos; 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His reply involving the CPS left the teacher squirming</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/798577/uploads/a6663310-334d-11f1-b5d3-d7cded513fa2_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Teacher asks dad to ‘verify’ daughter’s period claim after she opts out of P.E. class. 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He got the best revenge ever.</image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/landlord-criticizes-renters-home-after-forgetting-to-evict-them-fp</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-12T17:45:00.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Landlord suddenly criticizes renter&apos;s &apos;messy&apos; home 10 years after they moved in — all because he forgot to evict them on time</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/798872/uploads/4551bb00-34c2-11f1-953b-995270f549a7_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Landlord suddenly criticizes renter&apos;s &apos;messy&apos; home 10 years after they moved in — all because he forgot to evict them on time</image:title><image:caption>Landlord marched into the house and started criticizing it for being messy, just because the tenant didn&apos;t remind him to kick them out </image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/woman-finds-love-at-41-years-old-because-of-a-soda-shop-review-fp</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-12T12:45:00.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>She was single for 41 years before a stranger saw her cute &apos;soda shop review&apos; — and put a ring on it</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/798884/uploads/73777f90-34f1-11f1-82c5-1970cdaec0cc_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>She was single for 41 years before a stranger saw her cute &apos;soda shop review&apos; — and put a ring on it</image:title><image:caption>Mia Chard posted a soda shop review on her TikTok, never expecting her happy ending to come out of it.</image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/man-discovers-the-world-largest-cave-son-doong-during-a-storm</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-12T10:45:00.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Man discovered &apos;world&apos;s largest cave&apos; during a storm, then spent 8 years in a Vietnam jungle relocating it</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/798891/uploads/09408e10-34fa-11f1-b434-ef41ca6b11fe_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Man discovered &apos;world&apos;s largest cave&apos; during a storm, then spent 8 years in a Vietnam jungle relocating it</image:title><image:caption>Today, 36 years after Khanh first discovered it, the cave has become a major attraction with authorities allowing only 1,000 visitors each year.</image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://scoop.upworthy.com/astronaut-understood-humans-better-after-10-day-trip-to-the-moon</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>UPWORTHY</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-13T10:45:00.000Z</news:publication_date><news:title>Astronaut Christina Koch saw &apos;tiny Earth&apos; enveloped by darkness and had a stark realization</news:title></news:news><image:image><image:loc>https://d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net/799115/uploads/81b4f530-371f-11f1-a62f-8ba88e6a3d78_1200_630.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Astronaut Christina Koch saw &apos;tiny Earth&apos; enveloped by darkness and had a stark realization</image:title><image:caption>Astronaut Christina Koch said one memorable thing that united everyone who is on the planet: &quot;I know I haven&apos;t learned everything that this journey has yet to teach me. But there&apos;s one new thing I know, and that is, Planet Earth, you are a crew.&quot;</image:caption></image:image></url></urlset>