'Could I bring exact change? Of course. But processing a check is more of a pain for them'

Corporate rules often force employees to jump through ridiculous hoops until someone finally finds a clever way to beat the system. A worker (u/heybeers) did just that by turning a rigid office rule into a 15-year tradition. They explained that they have to pay $9 every three months for an optional qualification that allows them to be away from work. Once, the worker arrived with a $10 bill, expecting change. The staff member, however, refused to accept it and demanded exactly $9 in cash. Frustrated, the worker came up with a petty way to turn the rule against the administration. The story was shared on September 24, 2026, and has received 17,000 upvotes.
I’ve been writing a $9 check every three months for 15 years out of spite
by u/HeyBeers in pettyrevenge
The conflict started fifteen years ago over a mandatory quarterly process. Every 90 days, the worker completed a specific qualification through their employer for away-from-work privileges. The fee was fixed at exactly $9. During one visit, the worker arrived with a single $10 bill and told the administrator to keep the extra dollar as change. "I just wanted to do the qualification and leave," they recounted. However, instead of accepting the payment, the staff member rejected it, repeating their strict policy, saying they needed $9 in cash. Forced to deal with an unnecessarily unyielding rule, the worker decided to follow the rules moving forward, but with a twist.

Instead of carrying exact change every three months, the worker began writing a personal check for $9 every single cycle. "Processing the check is a hassle for them," they explained in their post, noting that over the span of 15 years, they have systematically forced the department to process 60 individual paper checks for $9 each. "Could I bring exact change? Of course. But processing a check is more of a pain in the a** for them, and at this point I've been doing it for 15 years. It's not even revenge anymore; it's tradition," they added. The worker even noted that the current administrative clerk regularly reminds them that they are the only one who pays by check.
While writing a physical check might seem like a minor inconvenience, paper transactions carry surprisingly steep costs for American organizations. According to American Deposit Management, processing paper checks costs businesses an average of $4 per transaction in labor, fees, materials, and admin time. By making their company manually process 60 separate $9 checks over 15 years, this worker got petty revenge. The extra paperwork wasted so much time that it cut the value of each check in half.


Meanwhile, netizens flooded the comment section to celebrate the masterpiece of malicious compliance. For example, u/Knitsanity praised the simplicity of the plan, commenting, "This is the sort of petty revenge I come to this sub for. No notes." Similarly, u/Extra-Friendship-982 pointed out the most impressive part of the entire ordeal, writing, "The thing that amazes me is that something has remained $9 for 15 years."
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