You can now buy your dog a collar that translates barks into swear words

Ever wondered what your dog would say to you if they could talk? Well, now there's an innovative new product that'll let your pooch tell you exactly how they feel about every scratch you left unscratched and every treat you refused to give. Introducing the Cuss Collar, a revolutionary dog collar that translates your furry friend's barks into a range of swear words that would leave even your the sassiest of grandmas red in the face. The cheeky brainchild of the company MSCHF might just be the perfect quarantine buy to make things a little more interesting in 2020.

According to the New York Post, the Cuss Collar is programmed to blurt out pre-recorded profanities such as: "bullsh*t," "motherf***er," and "f**k!" with every "woof" and "ruff" coming out of your dog's mouth. The collar which fastens snuggly around your pet's neck is "NOT a shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use," the company clarifies on its website. Rather, the 2x AAA batteries-powered product is merely a gag gift that every potty-mouthed dog lover is sure to enjoy until the end of time.

Although the limited edition collar which is priced at $60 is currently sold out, CNN reports those anxious to get their hands on one can sign up for details on its next drop, by texting the number listed on the website. The collar features a bark-activated speaker made of 100 percent patent leather and has a padded interior strap. It also shows off a stainless steel buckle and a standard tag attachment ring.

In case you don't have a furry pal of your own, you might even consider getting one for your dog-parent friends who worship their furbabies and watch their eyes pop out of their sockets when their beloved Ollie swears like a sailor. For best results, simply tell them the collar translates their dog's thoughts into English—as seen in the company's promotional video—and sit back and enjoy. In the hilarious promotional video, a couple named Kelly and Tom, is seen gushing over their furbaby Grandpaw who isn't just a good dog, but "a great dog", as Tom puts it.

Grandpaw likes dogs and people but "sometimes has a little bit of an issue with men," Kelly reveals. Don't we all, Grandpaw, don't we all? "If Grandpaw could talk, he'd probably say, 'I love you! I love youuuu!" claims Tom. If only you knew, Tom. Well, he does soon find out what Grandpaw actually wants to tell them thanks to Cuss Collar's folks introducing them to the dog collar "that lets you know what your dog is really saying" and let's just say, Grandpaw's humans are in for a bit of a shock. Watch the hilarious video here: