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Dad's hilarious reasons for calling his little daughter the 'rudest person alive' are simply adorable

Complaining humorously about how he couldn't catch up with his daughter's slang words and attitude, the dad caused a laugh riot online.

Dad's hilarious reasons for calling his little daughter the 'rudest person alive' are simply adorable
Cover Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks

Almost everything that toddlers do is adorable and that includes their anger and attitude too. When the tiny tots behave with an adult-like attitude and speak maturely, it's hard to get mad at them. All we can do is just sit and admire their cute way of talking. This dad (@koltertalks on TikTok) shared how his daughter gave off a 'mean girl' attitude by speaking rudely to him and it's absolutely hilarious. In a viral video, Kolter Bouchard listed out the rude things his daughter said to him and people can't help but laugh out loud.

Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks
Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks

Bouchard is popular on social media for his humorous videos on parenting and relationships. Recently, he posted a video captioned, "Beefing harder than a ribeye," and it was about the "reasons his toddler was the rudest person alive." Sharing the first reason, the dad said, "She said that I have no Riz," and pointing to a family picture in the background said, "Have you seen what your mommy looks like and what I look like when I pulled that?" He wondered where she learned the word "riz" and asked, "Does Euphoria have a daycare?" 

Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks
Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks

Secondly, the dad said that his toddler asked him to stop dancing. "Okay, Kindergarten's got talent. Sorry, I didn't nail the 'hokey pokey.'" he said and warned the little one saying, "Also, your mom might be Caribbean but these rhythmless genetics are coming for you hard." Finally, he shared that his little girl said that she didn't want to be his friend. "Who are you? Everyone at my high school and also 90% of your friends eat their own snot. I don't think I'm missing much," said the dad. He hilariously pretended to be frustrated at how his toddler wouldn't say nice things about him and how he couldn't handle her adorable attitude.

Image Source: TikTok | @reticentqt
Image Source: TikTok | @reticentqt

 

Image Source: TikTok | @toriemartin6
Image Source: TikTok | @toriemartin6

Reaching over 7.8 million views, this video stole many hearts on the internet. "Okay, I can finally understand the beef now because bro clearly has unmatched 'rizz.'" commented @davey_modlinsky. "I never knew I needed a dad beefing with his daughter for entertainment but I’m here and happy," wrote @em_in_mundleland. "I wish I had this perspective when my daughter was a toddler. Instead of the clap back, I just cried. She was so mean!" commented @crackers_in_soup.

Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks
Image Source: TikTok | @koltertalks

Bouchard gave the audience more sneak peek of his daughter's 'mean girl' attitude in another video. He listed out 3 more rude things she said to him and the first one was, "She said, 'I'm going to lock you in jail,' simply for telling her to wipe her butt." He roasted her saying, "Bro, you had a bowel movement the size of a baseball bat, grab some tissue." Next, he mentioned that she criticized his culinary skills, pointing out that he was "not a good chef." The dad said, "This was extra dry because she was eating Lunchable. Do you think that's the extent of my culinary ability? It was $2.99 at the supermarket."

Image Source: TikTok | @tellvanity
Image Source: TikTok | @tellvanity

Lastly, he adorably complained about the little one for saying that her mommy was her best friend and not her dad. "Oh! I'm sorry that you couldn't have a cake pop for breakfast. The most important meal of the day. You need to eat something nutritious." This video too reached millions of viewers who adored the little girl's beef with her dad. "This needs to be a series, this is hilarious," wrote @superkiwibean02. "This baby really has it out for you," commented @nunnyabizznis_.

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