Dad hilariously live-tweets son's attempts to sneak a girl in and out of the house
Twitter user Tricky Deez was curious who his son had smuggled into their home at night and how he planned to get her out.
Editor's Note: This article was originally published on April 6, 2021
A teenager who lives with his parents was in the center of the Twitter spotlight a few years ago after his stepdad hilariously live-tweeted his attempts to sneak a lady friend into his room and then eventually out of it. It appears that the 18-year-old had managed to smuggle his friend in but she left her white shoes by the door, which complicated matters. While the teen's stepdad sat back and watched the fun, the boy's mother had no clue and his stepdad wasn't going to offer her hints. The stepdad, who goes by Tricky Deez on Twitter, had no plans to help his stepson either. Here is the thread that was the toast of Twitter in 2019.
1. There's a girl upstairs
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
...and now we wait.
2. Mom has no idea
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. π€·π»ββοΈ
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
3. Mystery of the white shoes
No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
4. Logistics issue
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
5. Window of opportunity
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
6. Stepdad won't help him out
I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices π€·π»ββοΈ
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
7. Trouble looms large
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
8. Twitter roots for the young boy
9. Waiting game
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there π€·π»ββοΈ
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
10. This movie might disappoint, says stepdad
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie π€·π»ββοΈ I'm waiting just like the rest of you
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
11. Aaaaaand drama!
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
12. Mom stays mum
I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
13. He came for the shoes!
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink π. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
14. Love always finds a way
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now! π
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
15. ...and the bird has left the cage
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
16. Mom knew all along!
Factoid: mom knew she was spending the night. As they were close friends practically their whole lives of course they would never be physical like that. Mom was actually worried I was going to notice and be upset since there is a pretty clear no sleepover rule.
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 24, 2019
17. Ok, she didn't know everything
What mom didn't know, until reading the thread later, was about the "fuck fest above our heads at 4am". That was a fun treat for her to find out after half Twitter already knew. π€·π»ββοΈππ€¦π»ββοΈ
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 24, 2019
And that was that. After a few Twitter users gave him grief for not helping his partner clean, but he added that he helps with cooking.
For all you haters commenting about why I'm not helping with the house cleaning...
β πΊπ² $RSR-Tricky ππ° (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 20, 2019
First of all, fuck you. You don't know my life.π
And secondly, I make the bomb ass sandwiches around here, that's why! π pic.twitter.com/cW3o4CehcX
That's one Twitter thread the family is going to be recounting at every Thanksgiving dinner.
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