25 hilarious tweets about dating that will surely leave you in a laughing fit
'I can't do another heartbreak so my next relationship is either my future husband or my future murder victim,' joked one person.
Valentine's day is just around the corner and with its arrival, you will witness couples everywhere, from commercials to the parks. It is one of those days that singles around the world dread. However, the hard truth is that not all relationships end up with their happily ever after. Sometimes, there are break-ups, cheating partners and so on. Whereas, several people genuinely want to remain single. And some love their dating life, while others do end up getting married to their beloved chosen partner.
On Twitter, people have tweeted about different instances, which will surely leave you in a laughing fit. One post reads, "Dear future husband, you see that thing called the public proposal, it's not for us." Another reads, "Plot twist: Your crush likes you too." There is also dating advice for people in these tweets.
People on Twitter loved these tweets and found them relatable. These posts have thousands of re-tweets and likes. But more than that, it has left many people laughing. So, here we have put together the 25 most hilarious tweets about dating. Don't forget to share your favorite ones with friends.
1. "Comes when called"
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
2. More info, please!
Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013
3. Sharing is caring
My girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”
— Nnamdi🍀 (@tweetsbyzyl) September 6, 2022
4. Storytime
I wish a rich guy will fall in love with me and his parents offer me 20M to just get out of his life.
— kwahu Nee Ba❤️💫🦋 (@Agyeiwaa__1) January 9, 2023
5. Two shirts for sure
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
— ristolable (@ristolable) August 13, 2014
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
6. Awww...
I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup pic.twitter.com/gDcrGcjG13
— Anicca Harriot🔬 (@13adh13) January 23, 2016
7. Achievement!
[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents]
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 22, 2016
"Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
8. Yes!
Chances are, you're the reason someone thinks dating sucks.
— ali waller (@imaliwaller) October 26, 2016
9. No heartbreaks
I cant do another heartbreak so my next relationship is either my future husband or my future murder victim
— ciara (@normalgirl222) January 20, 2023
10. Old-fashioned way
Let's not say we met on Tinder, that's embarrassing. We'll say we met the old-fashioned way when ur dad gave my dad several goats & a fence
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 19, 2016
11. Reminder
Dear future husband, you see that thing called public proposal, it’s not for us
— Ria 🍬 (@___shukrah) January 12, 2023
12. Real Man or Real Cat?
5 Ways To Tell If You're Dating a Real Man
— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) December 30, 2015
1 Is he strong
2 Is he soft
3 Is he agile
4 Does he leave hair on your bed
5 You're dating a cat
13. "Law be your wingman"
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) June 18, 2014
14. Single and happy? No way!
It's so crazy to me that ppl find it hard to believe you are genuinely happy by yourself & not dating or talking to anyone. Like they almost try to manipulate you to believe you are not really happy alone. I think when it's hard for someone else, they don't believe it's possible
— Chellz (@b0mbchell_) January 19, 2023
15. Committed
Please don't flirt with me I'm not trying to cheat on my crush who doesn't even like me
— Noorッ (@Noorthevirgo) January 15, 2023
16. Is she even real?
me looking at my girlfriend after she elbowed my head in her sleep pic.twitter.com/J6NDoj9ALI
— ꒻꒐ꍌꍌꋬ ❤️🔥 (@damnjiggaa) November 23, 2022
17. Scared!
18. Alternate days?
The problem is that I want to be in a relationship but not everyday 😒
— Naksu🦋 (@Innie023) January 20, 2023
19. Red? It's not.
20. Word limit?
Stay single until someone send you a full essay of why they want a relationship with you.
— Fredo (@FredoInDaCut995) January 19, 2023
21. Is anyone there?
need a boyfriend who’s never talked or looked at another woman in his life
— ang (@cybermrcury) January 15, 2023
22. Well played!
need a boyfriend who’s never talked or looked at another woman in his life
— ang (@cybermrcury) January 15, 2023
23. Updating...
Dating someone taller than isn’t just dating. It’s updating😂
— muzukulu⏰😂 (@muzukulu01) January 18, 2023
24. Yikes!
25. Thank you all!
my dating era has come to an end, I’d like to thank those who participated 😂
— MUNTHU WAMBA🇲🇼 (@Munthu_Wamba) January 19, 2023
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