"Women just want to be written as human. That's it. There isn't some wild scientific equation to writing women, and it isn't difficult."
Editor's note: This article was originally published on August 6, 2021. It has since been updated.
Meg Vondriska, an advertising social strategist on the East Coast of America, was tired of male authors depicting female characters in an overtly sexualized and gendered manner. "Women just want to be written as human. That's it. There isn't some wild scientific equation to writing women, and it isn't difficult. Write them as human, with complex feelings, not as body parts that happen to be put together into a feminine form," Vondriska told Bored Panda. Frustrated, she began documenting the scariest and cringiest examples of men writing about women without seemingly having the faintest idea about them or their anatomy.
Vondriska's "Men Write Women" Twitter page now has over 70k followers. "I'm an avid reader, but the straw that broke the camel's back was a novel my boyfriend lent me, where the female character was described by her breasts and the male character was described by his personality. Working in advertising, I tend to be Very Online, and so taking my anger to Twitter seemed like a natural parallel. I was familiar with the Men Writing Women subreddit, but created a Twitter account in order to craft a consistent narrative and to build a community that wasn't hidden behind anonymity," she explained.
"Pay attention to what you're reading, and who you're reading. You have to make sure your bookshelf isn't made up of just men. Add in some spice—some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, just because you were assigned a book in high school, doesn't mean it's good," Vondriska added.
Here are 25 examples of men writing female characters in an unrealistic and utterly uninformed manner:
We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures) pic.twitter.com/42tTjv5Cs9— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) July 29, 2019
let's not forget this gem either pic.twitter.com/YNSkcwseqC— medusa's gf (@isapphic) July 24, 2019
Just read a description of a woman who is "110 pounds soaking wet, with a heavy chest and an ass that would get any man's attention"— Emily Blake (@TheEmilyBlake) May 6, 2021
I am trying to picture this woman but every image I can think of is a cartoon.
ah yes, exactly how I'd describe myself (THE DIAMOND AGE, Neal Stephenson) pic.twitter.com/SwAo2FTp3C— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) October 3, 2019
I'm sorry, her breasts do WHAT pic.twitter.com/PFHsq91IZD— Alexis Ames (@alexis_writes1) April 10, 2019
plz put this on my tombstone #submission (THE DOGS, Scott Smith) pic.twitter.com/mIIl0tVKt3— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) August 12, 2019
*me to my friend* excuse me, may I please borrow your eyeballs? #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/3h92sq2VQ7— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) July 30, 2019
She was flesh and blood, not the 2D woman he was used to objectifying on television, and for that she was all the more special (A TIME ON EARTH, Vihelm Moberg) pic.twitter.com/RymWiZFjk1— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) August 1, 2019
literally no woman would ever do this (MISTERIOSO, Arne Dahl) pic.twitter.com/Q2dHd1U7lR— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) August 5, 2019
only sluts have hairy legs (THE THINGS THEY CARRIED, Tim O'Brien) pic.twitter.com/rZWRQS2VIG— Men Write Women (@menwritewomen) March 26, 2020