We could all use some kind of a sign from the universe at times and since that isn't happening, why not make do with these?
Let's face it, this decade is off to a pretty grim start. Those of us who shouted "2020 is going to be my year. I can feel it in my bones!" on New Year's are eating our words right now and would gladly quit this current version and hit restart if given the chance. I don't know about you but I could really do with some kind of a positive sign from the universe just about now. Even the teeniest tiniest sign would do. Seriously, I'd even give up my Netflix subscription for it.
Alas, whoever's in charge up there seems asleep at the wheel and so we're better off listening to what the human experts have to say: stay home until this blows over. And while we shelter in place waiting for this nightmare to end, I thought, why not turn to the internet to fill this big sign-shaped whole in my life? We all know just how much the internet loves a good church sign. Especially the hilarious ones. And since we could all use a good laugh these days, I've compiled this list of 25 church signs that are absolute gems. Check it out:
Why this church sign coming at me like this? pic.twitter.com/ROQT10OlUp
โ togna (@atmartelli) April 5, 2020
this church sign we just drove by is by FAR my favorite of the covid-19 signs iโve been collecting pics of lmao pic.twitter.com/4i3YKB3Gau
โ kathulu ๐ฆ (@schrod1ngerskat) April 5, 2020
Saw this church sign earlier. Oh you clever religious people... pic.twitter.com/KSanuVfWyJ
โ MattChats (@DragonBallZKai6) July 6, 2017
.@FOX2now Pretty funny church sign in Maryland Heights. pic.twitter.com/pHSIl2Jgmi
โ Nick Thompson (@nickthompsonMO) July 19, 2017
#churchsigns #churchsign pic.twitter.com/lVPFfKPQfh
โ Suburb Slicker (@SuburbSlicker) February 11, 2017
Church sign weekly https://t.co/1fMtLqlQk6 pic.twitter.com/ofuDclwQFM
โ Bruce Dinsman (@bad671) April 4, 2020
Walked almost 4 miles today. Got home just as it started to sprinkle.
โ Tia Rose Mele (@TiatheTiger) March 30, 2020
Saw this funny church sign. Gotta find humor at times like this โค๏ธ๐ pic.twitter.com/L5gzOHkaXI
discovered this church sign in winterville...
โ Holly Bradsher (@hollyfrancesb) May 25, 2016
"what's missing from ch ch... u r" pic.twitter.com/CH3cvTojnH
Church sign out Hammonds Plains way. I guess the staff are celebrating? pic.twitter.com/CbR5cm9lKk
โ threedaypass (@ThreeDayPass) February 26, 2017
@klovemornings best church sign ever. Found near my house in CT pic.twitter.com/cK8EiyGfLa
โ Al Cavagnet NavyVet ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@alcav54) February 21, 2017
My friend sent me this fantastic church sign. pic.twitter.com/RdbmjtPUo9
โ Abram Van Engen (@AbramVanEngen) March 28, 2020
My daily affirmation, on a church sign pic.twitter.com/mM4c5qeNO5
โ Nick Eagland (@nickeagland) February 11, 2020
I love when churches do puns#ThisWeekInChurchSigns pic.twitter.com/r669wsmz2G
โ Sir Dr. RJ Boccomino XIV, King of Lesbian Pants (@rjboccomino) June 10, 2017
We love this road sign! Tables not fences is what Jesus is all about. pic.twitter.com/HbcWELmzB8
โ Red Deer Lake Church (@RedDeerLakeUC) February 7, 2017
When you get quoted on a church sign! Thanks Parkway UCC! Much love. pic.twitter.com/s4hEq3jziz
โ John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) May 16, 2016
Today's laugh out loud meme #churchsigns #church pic.twitter.com/3Wjw9KH0kv
โ Nashville Kat๐ซ (@Nashvlkitn) July 20, 2017
Another gem sign from Knox Presbyterian Church spotted in New Westminster: "If you're praying for snow, PLEASE STOP." pic.twitter.com/Q54wqAl3qL
โ Peter Legge OBC (@_peterlegge) February 7, 2017
One of my favorites #HappySunday #churchsigns #churchsign pic.twitter.com/vjn06UabGu
โ MayTe (@๐ ) ๐ฝ๐๐๐ (@TraceyTorres) July 16, 2017
This sign needs to be in front of every church until it grabs people by the heart. pic.twitter.com/B4dl36dtnM
โ Michele Walker (@mwalkerms) March 23, 2017
I'm at the first Baptist Church ever in existence and this is really the best thing they could think to use on their sign pic.twitter.com/zH1KHmVna3
โ Caleb Mynatt (@CalebMynatt) July 18, 2017
Church sign. Seriously.... pic.twitter.com/QREQZxBzNm
โ Trier and Company (@triercompany) July 17, 2017