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25 people shared their best and most hilarious jokes igniting the joy of laughs

Humor ensures that we find the silver lining even on the toughest days of our lives and these 25 jokes will truly make anyone laugh.

25 people shared their best and most hilarious jokes igniting the joy of laughs
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Laughter has the remarkable ability to ignite joy within our hearts. In the face of life's greatest challenges, humor serves as a guiding light, reminding us that despite our differences, we can still connect through shared experiences and find amusement in them. While humor may vary in its appeal from person to person, there are moments when we appreciate the subtleties of dark humor and other times when we find solace in lighthearted jokes.

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Nevertheless, these jokes make us laugh, giggle and chuckle and fill our lungs with more oxygen and brains with more capacity to handle the obstacles life brings us. According to people on Reddit, here is an online thread of some of the funniest jokes on the platform. A Reddit user, u/MrMidnightDiamond, asked on the subreddit - r/askreddit, "What is your best joke?" People came up with the most interesting replies that would make you laugh. We have compiled 25 of the funniest jokes from this Reddit thread. The post went viral with 28.1 upvotes and 7.7K comments. Sit back and enjoy this witty joy ride!

1. 

"Three men-one British, one Japanese, and one American- are trekking through the jungle when they’re suddenly captured by a tribe of cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who tells them 'We are going to kill you, eat you, and use your skin to make our canoes. However, we will allow you to choose how you die.' The Englishman asks for his gun and a single bullet. He loads it, points it at his head, and says 'God save the queen.' Bang. The Japanese man asks for his sword. They give him his sword, he says 'For Honor!' before committing hara-kiri. The American asks for a fork. They give him a fork, and he starts going to town on himself. Stabbing himself all over his arms, his legs, his torso, he’s bleeding like crazy, but he’s not dying quickly. Finally the chief asks what he’s doing. The American looks him in the eye and yells 'Fuck your canoes!'" u/PokemomMasters619

2.

"This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
He asks, 'Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?' But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes back for the funeral, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the funeral director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.
He says, 'Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads'" -u/aren't_we_sarcastic

3. 

"Not my 'best' but my favourite because my grandpa would tell it to everyone. And I miss my grandpa a lot.
How do you catch a bear? Dig a big hole and line it with ashes. Put peas all around the edge of the hole.
When the bear goes for a pea, kick him in the ash hole. ETA: In my FB memories, it was 10 years ago today that we lost my Grandpa. No wonder I've been thinking of him. I posted this joke for him on this day, in my memories." u/level 1xxLAYUPxx

4.

"Guy trying to get hired at a farm, and the farmer says 'Have you ever shoed a horse?' The guy says 'No, but once I told a donkey to f**k off.'" -u/nackles

5. 

"Two whales are at a bar. On turns to the other and says 'BWWWWWHHHHHAAAARRRRRGGGHHH'(be loud with your best whale sound)
The other whale looks at him and says 'Gimme your keys Frank, you're drunk!'" u/eli-in-the-sky

6. 

"A termite walks into a bar and asks 'is the bar tender here?'" u/pee_diddy

7.

"A man goes into the doctor and says 'I think I have hearing problems'
Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Man: Sure! Homers fat and Marge has blue hair." u/stigoffthedumpings

8. 

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter." u/gajeeper1992

9.

"I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish." u/shelledtortoise

10.

"Bear walks into a bar and says 'can I have a………Coke?'
Bartender says 'what’s with the big pause?'
Bear says 'I don’t know, I was born with them.'" u/N8_Arsenal87

11.

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do." u/parker72001

12.

"Do you know why divers fall backwards off the boat when they are diving?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat." u/Editor_Wise

13. 

"Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on the side of them?
So that they can Scandinavian." u/suggestionflaky937

14. 

"A photon walks into a hotel and the concierge comes up and says, 'May I take your bags sir?'
The photon replies, 'No, I’m traveling light.'" u/natejonesin

15. 

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says: 'five beers, please.'" u/lydocia

16. 

"I bought shoes from a [substance] dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day." u/jakesta42

17.

"How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in water. If it sinks, it’s girl ant, but if it floats…" u/nearby_departure_119

18. 

"Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter, so they threw one cigarette overboard, and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter." u/redditslanky

19. 

"2 fish in a tank one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?'" u/loud-vacation-711

20. 

"Yesterday I couldn’t figure out whether someone was waving at me or the person behind me.
In other news,
I lost my lifeguard job.
(Not my original joke)" -u/kklewis18

21. 

"Someone found a hole in the nudist colony fence.
Police are looking into it." u/PunkRockFatBeats

22.

"Just read this one here recently and haven't had the right chance to deploy it in irl yet, so I'm still a bit bemused by it:
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one,... but it takes a s**tload of light bulbs." u/da9ve

23.

"3 mathematicians walk into a bar. The barman says 'do you all want a beer?'
First one says 'I don’t know'
Second one says 'I don’t know'
Third one says 'yes.'" u/notacanuckskibum

24.

"What do you call an indecisive bee?
A maybee." u/Pix3lPwnage

25.

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field!" u/DDwli

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