25 hilarious tweets that sum-up the delightful rollercoaster ride that is parenting
Parenting is often an adventure filled with various challenges, surprises and memorable moments. Here are 25 of the funniest and most interesting parenting moments shared online.
Parenting is an adventure filled with challenges, surprises and memorable moments. While it may not always be easy, it can certainly be an exciting and rewarding journey. Parenting involves being constantly engaged in various activities. From playing with your child to organizing their schedules, preparing meals, helping with homework and engaging in family outings, there is always something to do and keep you engaged.
Children also have a knack for creating unpredictable situations. Whether it's their endless curiosity leading them to explore the world around them or their ability to turn ordinary moments into extraordinary adventures, you never know what they will say, do or discover next. Some parents have found humor in these unpredictable moments and have shared their experiences on Twitter.
Here are 25 of the funniest and most interesting parenting moments shared on the platform:
1. Never been so proud:
when my son was 4, we took my pug for a walk. as i was cleaning up his poop, this guy comes out and says, “hey i don’t want ur dog pooping in front of my house” & my son immediately responds “ok then can he come in and use your bathroom?” and tbqh, i’ve never been so proud.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 4, 2023
2. Mysterious ways of ADHD:
My 7yo ADHD baby: I don’t remember where I put my toothbrush I just had in my hand 3 secs ago.
— Princess | Family Wellness (@themultiplemom) May 19, 2023
Same kid: You told me 8 Mondays ago at 4:11 pm that we could go to target today. I remembered because I was wearing a blue shirt with 3 buttons and you was eating two grapes.
3. Try it:
I've never experienced being swarmed by locusts, but I have tried to unpack groceries while my teenagers were home.
— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) May 9, 2023
4. Learn from the little ones:
I gave my 10 yo $20 for his trip he's been on since Wednesday and he came home with $40. Maybe he should be my financial advisor.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 2, 2023
5. See you:
5-year-old: Guess what? Today in school someone’s EYE broke open.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 16, 2023
Me: What???
5-year-old: I’m done telling this story.
6. It's your birthday, bye:
When my 2yo doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with “happy birthday” and walks away waving bye.
— Princess | Family Wellness (@themultiplemom) May 8, 2023
7. I just spell it:
My daughter is really catching on to the idea of spelling bad words instead of saying them. For example, when watching tv the other day she said “man that guy’s a f*cking d-u-m-m-y”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 18, 2023
8. What rhymes with Tucker?
My daughter is writing a poem about our dog and she’s trying to find a word that rhymes with his name. Our dog’s name is Tucker. This will not end well.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 9, 2023
9. Maddys and Maddi:
It’d be a lot easier to follow my 2nd grader’s school gossip if the kids’ names weren’t Maddy, the other Maddy, and Maddi with an i.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 3, 2023
10. I am ready now:
My 14 year old stepson saw this Amazon box and was like “hahahaha what is that even talking about” and I’d like to announce that I am now ready for the urn pic.twitter.com/PMtmHJhgbe
— Tiffany Hardy (@TiffMHardy) May 8, 2023
11. Definite no:
10: dad, close your eyes and open your mouth
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 9, 2023
me: well that's definitely a no.
12. Reality check:
I was telling my kid about Tarot and she just told me I didn’t need to get my fortune told because, and I quote “what are they gonna tell you, more boring things are gonna happen in your boring life?”
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) May 18, 2023
13. I'm allowed to be dumb:
me to my kids: you guys watch the dumbest stuff on youtube
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 22, 2023
also me: [watches a 10 min tiktok of a guy power washing a sidewalk] satisfying.
14. Is there a problem?
Been telling people “sorry he’s really drunk” when my kid acts like an asshole in public and everyone hates it
— mdd (@merrydevo) May 24, 2023
15. It will grow on you:
Hated by teens: a night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2023
Loved by adults: a night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do
16. We are prepared:
My teen son told me that he plans on talking like Chewbacca if a teacher calls on him today, so I guess I better start practicing my Wookiee for that parent teacher phone call later today.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) May 4, 2023
17. Is it a gift?
My kid just yanked out a loose tooth and set it next to the flowers he got me, and is that...is that part of the gift
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 14, 2023
18. Grown-up names:
5yo; “Mommy, I think when I grow up, I might change my name to a grownup name because my name is a little kid’s name. Maybe I’ll use my middle name. My name is such a baby name! I want a grown up name when I’m a grown up.”
— Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H) May 3, 2023
Reader, his name is HARVEY.
19. This is enlightenment:
10: is it me or does everything taste better with mashed potatoes
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 10, 2023
-my son, attaining enlightenment
20. Oops, it fell down:
Toddlers will throw their meal all over the floor while looking you in the eye and saying 'oops my food fell down'
— Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) May 17, 2023
21. Opinions, yes:
12yo, watching a video of a wombat: I’ve never seen one before but I honestly thought it would be more bat than wom
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) May 10, 2023
22. Rare double threat:
Last night at dinner my mom asked my 6 year-old son what 10 + 10 was and this child of whom we are all very fond, counted out on his fingers and then replied 'your mom'.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) May 17, 2023
23. Water granny:
My mom didn't get in the pool with us growing up, but my children’s grandma is a full-blown mermaid complete with gills, shimmering scales and a tail who plays with them in the water all day.
— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) May 25, 2023
24. No, these are the facts:
my kid correcting me about a dinosaur fact pic.twitter.com/yUkdlq4m2x
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 24, 2023
25. These bananas are broken:
They say we never stop learning from our children, like mine taught me that a broken banana can no longer be a delicious banana
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) May 15, 2023
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