25 hilarious photos that perfectly capture different sides of modern parenting life
Parenting is a challenging task and some humor from shared experiences can allow people to have a laugh, while they try to go through it unscathed.
Parenting is a tedious and tough job for everyone and a little humor can make it a bit easier. There are so many shared experiences of parenting that are absolutely hilarious and life-changing. James Breakwell—who goes by @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter—is a dad to four kids and has been sharing his hilarious takes on parenting on the social media platform. He has been winning the internet with his witty observations, relatable anecdotes, and uproarious takes on the everyday chaos of family life.
He has been winning the internet with his witty observations, relatable anecdotes and uproarious takes on the everyday chaos of family life. So, whether you're a parent looking for a good laugh or just someone in need of a dose of humor, it's time to dive into the world of "Exploding Unicorn" and discover why James Breakwell's posts have captured the hearts and funny bones of countless followers across the globe. Get ready to laugh, nod in agreement and maybe even share with fellow parents who could use a chuckle or two through these 25 hilarious tweets.
1. Go for it
If you're on the fence about getting your young child a phone of their own, today my 7-year-old sent me pictures of her guinea pigs wearing hats. pic.twitter.com/YkvCuA1HHG
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 30, 2023
2. So are we, haha!
My wife texted me this picture of her cart at Costco with the caption, "This is why I always beat you at Tetris." Savage. I think I'm in love. pic.twitter.com/sNPOUoxr2v
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 6, 2023
3. Here are my account details
12-year-old: I need money for a thing at school.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 20, 2023
Me: I already gave you money for that thing.
12: This is a different thing.
She could be laundering money and I would never know it.
4. No pig left behind
In the basement for a tornado warning. The kids insisted on saving everybody. No guinea pig left behind. pic.twitter.com/QDGrd40CwD
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2023
5. Pro tip: Small talk is important
My 13-year-old brought home a boy. I had to make small talk with him while she changed clothes for their bike ride. Our topics of conversation included haircuts, old houses, and trash day. That's the last I'll be seeing of him.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2023
6. Very valid
11-year-old: I'm so tired.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2023
Me: Then go to bed.
11: I don't want to sleep. I just want to complain about it.
7. She knows her place
After school, instead of getting in the back of my van like she usually does, my 12-year-old sat shotgun and said, "This is front seat talk," and oh boy was some tea spilled.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 20, 2023
8. Especially such innocent ones
For her birthday, she wanted a bag of sour cream and onion chips she didn't have to share with her sisters. Wishes really do come true. pic.twitter.com/o1eMyw1Vo5
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2023
9. Amen kiddo, amen
9-year-old: *finishes the dishes* When do I have to do them again?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 27, 2023
Me: Tomorrow.
9: We need to stop eating.
10. Generational differences
Back in my day, on the last day of school, we just signed each other's yearbooks. I guess they do things differently now. pic.twitter.com/xdwgTpzLtW
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 23, 2023
11. That's only fair
7-year-old: What's for dessert?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 29, 2023
Me: Eat your dinner first.
7: I need a goal.
12. I won, she's alive!
My 13-year-old didn't wake up until noon today, so I got to play every parent's favorite game: Is She Dead Or Just A Teenager?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2023
13. Let's live with Grandma now
Me: Did you have fun with Grandma?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 28, 2023
9-year-old: Yeah.
Me: What did you do?
9: What happens with Grandma says with Grandma.
14. Perfect score
I grounded three out of four kids for being bad and the fourth kid for gloating to her sisters that she was the only one who wasn't grounded. A perfect score. Good night.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2023
15. Delulu is the new solulu
10-year-old: What's it like being old?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 13, 2023
Me: I wouldn't know. I'm not old.
10: What's it like being delusional?
16. Dating Lesson 01
My 12-year-old went to a movie with a boy.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2023
I gave her money for her ticket.
The boy paid.
I did not get my money back.
I learned an important lesson about dating today.
17. That's the spirit
My kids' school handed out trading cards with their teachers on them.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2023
My eight-year-old has been carrying her teacher's card everywhere.
I asked her why.
She said it's because her teacher has been teaching for the most years so she's the most powerful.
18. Best Father's Day until next year
My kids treated me to a Father's Day dinner. I ordered it, paid for it, and picked it up myself. It was exactly what I wanted. Thanks, kids.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2023
19. She ain't wrong
9-year-old: *swings an umbrella*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2023
Me: That's not a toy.
9: I know. It's a weapon.
20. Grandma for the win
Me: Remember, Grandma is watching you tomorrow.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 27, 2023
9-year-old: I know. We've been texting.
Me: You two already have plans?
9: Don't wait up.
21. Uno Reverse
I told my kids how much fun I was having pressure washing the fence. They insisted on taking over. I pulled the old Tom Sawyer trick. Except it really was fun and I want my pressure washer back. pic.twitter.com/6FI2j6pjiT
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 14, 2023
22. Good old days
Each of my kids gets to pick the restaurant for their birthday dinner. My 13-year-old chose a Japanese steak house. I miss the days when they thought McDonald's was fine dining. pic.twitter.com/LqI8zFNfJn
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 27, 2023
23. And a great one
Took the kids through the automatic carwash. It was the most excited they've ever been. This will be our family vacation from now on. pic.twitter.com/DJXwpQQrZU
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2023
24. Between a valley and a mountain
I used to want my kids to be happy all the time, but then I discovered happy screaming is even louder than angry screaming and now I'm not so sure.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 23, 2023
25. Best day ever
13-year-old: Why did you order pizza tonight?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2023
Me: I didn't feel like cooking.
13: I love it when you give up.
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