Summers are here, and so we bring to you these tweets that discuss it all: sunscreen, pools, and vacations.
Summers are here, an official season of enjoying, when the kids build their sand castle, go swimming and relish time with their grandparents. It is also the time to have chilled beverages, go on vacations to cool places and beat the scorching heat.
According to SWNS, the survey conducted by OnePoll "on behalf of the Chinet brand revealed that 35 percent are more likely to avoid socializing in the winter months than in the summer ‒ so it's no surprise that three in 10 only make it to one or two social events in the average winter month. Moreover, results found the average American is 31 percent more social overall in the summer than they are in winter."
Furthermore, the best part about summer is that we all have similar ways to deal with it, which does not change much over time. For this reason, we have collected some of the funniest and most relatable tweets about summer. Just sip your cool beverages and scroll through these tweets to remind yourself of the joy ride that is summer:
Took kids swimming and there were loads of people there. My 5 year old squeezed my hand and said “Daddy, I don’t do busy” and I’ve never related to him more
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) July 17, 2022
Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 2, 2016
It's so hot in LA today, Johnny Depp is only wearing 2 scarves
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) August 15, 2015
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
I’m trying to enjoy my summer and be as unbothered as my dad pic.twitter.com/dDE5CEdUph
— La Jayknee (@janey_valdez) June 12, 2019
Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV
— Eric Thomas (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017
[at the beach, about to get in the ocean]
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 11, 2017
"but i don't want my stuff stolen"
*covers it with towel*
"ok now it's safe"
Ah, summer. Time to feel worse than usual about my appearance, but still do nothing to change it
— It's Lunchtime (@InternetHippo) May 6, 2016
Him: I can’t wait to sit with you and watch the sunsets this summer.
— Betty (@BoomBoomBetty) April 12, 2018
Me: Oh that will never happen.
Him: Are you breaking up with me?
Me: No. It’s just the sun doesn’t set until like 9pm and that’s way past my bedtime.
SUMMER BREAK WEEK 1
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 5, 2019
Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?
Me: No, absolutely not.
SUMMER BREAK WEEK 2
Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?
Me: After you eat your real breakfast.
SUMMER BREAK WEEK 3
Kid: What’s for breakfast?
Me: Popsicles.
when it's summer and ur at the pool but you start wondering if any of ur exes thought about you while in hibernation pic.twitter.com/rzIU95fg5z
— Chai Goth posting his L's online (@Abid_ism) June 6, 2016
“Mom! Watch this! Mom! Mooooommm!!! Watch! Mommy! Are you watching? WATCH THIS MOM!” -my childs summer pool anthem
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) June 22, 2020
The summer heat made me realise that I won’t survive in hell, I have to change. 🤧
— sofia (@hopia0623) May 21, 2023
I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
— RO WAVE (@MafiosoRo) May 25, 2023
Am I proud of myself for letting my kids wake up, play video games, and watch YouTube for 5 hours every summer morning? No.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 6, 2019
But am I going to get out of bed and organize activities so they can have fun experiences and we can spend time quality time together as a family? Also no.
It's gettin hot in herre, so take off all yo clothes. I am gettin so hot, I want serious, comprehensive, global carbon-reduction initiatives
— Dan Ewen Ⓥ (@VaguelyFunnyDan) August 5, 2012
summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
— SK (@sheridan_sk) March 27, 2014
College graduates look awfully happy for people who’ll never have an entire summer off again.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 24, 2016
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018
sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
— Sad Tiger (@SaddestTiger) June 5, 2013
Carl: So hot today.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 11, 2014
Me: Tell me something I don't know.
Carl: During WW II, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs.
Me: Fair enough.
Things I have not enjoyed on my family camping trip so far:
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 24, 2021
- family
- camping