Here are 15 people's hilarious New Year's resolutions that'll sustain us till 2024
Now that 2023 is here, many people are talking about bettering themselves and improving their lives... but will they?
Every time a new year dawns upon us, we think about improving our lives and becoming better people. It's a time when we reflect on the past and decide what we want for our future. As always, as we enter the year 2023, many people online believe that improving your body, mind and soul are great way long-term goals for the new year.
Working out, eating healthy, getting good sleep and being kinder towards others are some of the other common resolutions people gravitate to. But some netizens are taking a more hilarious and perhaps more realistic and relatable approach to resolutions this year. Will people stick to their goals in 2023 or end up doing a 180 on them within the first couple of weeks?
Me New Year's resolution crumbling apart faster than a crispy cookie.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) January 4, 2023
Here's a roundup of some of the funniest New Year resolutions we came across in the Twittersphere:
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me: my new years resolution is to wake up earlier and be productive
— boohoo (@boohoo) January 1, 2023
me new years day: pic.twitter.com/eL7SjWMN62
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my new years resolution is to drink more and be more annoying at parties
— ms. new titties (@slayyyter) January 3, 2023
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The only 2023 goal you need ✨ pic.twitter.com/tYZJNH4wZ9
— The Office on Peacock (@theofficetv) January 1, 2023
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“What’s your New Years resolution for 2023?” 🤩🤩
— Liza Minnelli Archive (@MinnelliArchive) December 30, 2022
Me: pic.twitter.com/Rd6LV9NKWO
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my new years resolution is to be more of a hater and wear tinier tops
— 🕊 (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 28, 2022
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Starting my New Year's Resolution. Fasting daily between lunch and dinner. I'm going in, wish me luck.
— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) January 3, 2023
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New year’s resolution, same as every year pic.twitter.com/s2SbEsIMY8
— Nick Levine (@mrnicklevine) December 29, 2022
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here is my new year's resolution pic.twitter.com/uExjv2ZKfQ
— Spencer Johnson 🏳️🌈 (@deathbymustelid) January 1, 2023
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"what's your New Year resolution for 2023?"
— NE$$ (@highoffness) December 31, 2022
me: pic.twitter.com/fl5VqD8P9a
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my only resolution for the new year is to become her pic.twitter.com/fDRv3Q3QTE
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) December 31, 2022
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My resolution for 2023 is to be a bigger hater than I was in 2022
— Plathanos 🐝🇩🇴 (@SavinTheBees) January 1, 2023
I wish nothing but the worst for people I dislike
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