15 hilarious tweets that'll resonate with those who share a bed with someone who snores
These relatable tweets will make you relive those long sleepless nights once again.
Sleeping is one activity that everyone enjoys doing. It's the only time when you can sink into your bed and sleep on all your problems for a good 7-8 hours. However, it can be hard to get a good night's sleep when you share your bed with a partner, who is a loud snorer. In some cases, it doesn't have to be your S.O. It can be a family member, like your dad, whose snores can be heard from three blocks away. The struggle is real. Not only can you not sleep, but even the covers are being snatched away from you in the middle of the night, or, even worse, you're facing that person and now you have to hear their breathing for the next eight hours.
Therefore, we bring you some of the most relatable tweets that will make you relive those sleepless nights once again and potentially ruin your day. These funny tweets may not help with insomnia, but they will surely give you a good laugh at night when you are staring at the ceiling and thinking about what's inside Area 51.
1. I have to do it again
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
--married pillow talk
2. Record it next time
“Me? I don’t snore.” - every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017
3. Breathe somewhere else
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
4. Smile through the pain
*watching husband sleep*
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
5. Ladies' first
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."
6. Honey, it's just a dream
When your hubby falls asleep first & snores so loud you want to suffocate him w/ a pillow. #momlife #wifelife #nosleep #snoring
— Kathleen Gullette (@KatSusanne1982) March 2, 2017
7. Wife of the year
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
8. Stages of snorification
Stages: Coping w Snorer
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME
9. I'm wide awake
When your husband snores the majority of the night...#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd
— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) March 7, 2017
10. Just a little more
When you're pinning all your hopes for a good night's sleep on the life of the battery in your noise cancelling headphones #snoring #Bose pic.twitter.com/cJNMOZCwPA
— Holly Cook (@holly_louisec) February 25, 2017
11. So sleepy that you can cry
It’s now 446am and the snoring continues unabated. I’ve not slept since 1315am. I’m so tired I could weep. I’ve even made a bed on the floor round the corner by the bathroom but I can STILL hear him! #snoringhusband pic.twitter.com/Z135bUlKYt
— Judy Mansfield (@JudyMansfield) December 30, 2021
12. Yes, your Honour
Snoring is reasonable grounds for divorce isn’t it? #snoringhusband 😴
— Siobhan Booth (@shuv_phil) March 18, 2019
13. The most exciting sleep ever
I'm so excited right now , new ear plugs delivered today. Looking forward to a peaceful nights sleep now 😁😂🤣 #sleep #snoringhusband #Marriedlife little things make you happy lol. pic.twitter.com/amCEjklC3Q
— em.mccord (@EmmaMcCord2) June 25, 2018
14. Couldn't be better
When you’re on vacation with a snoring spouse and you’re editing one book and writing another....#nosleep #sleepisfortheweak #tired #upatdawn #snoringhusband #timetowatchsnapped #icanttakeitanymore #writersofinstagram #indieauthors #allthewords #writing https://t.co/vg0vtPiGTX pic.twitter.com/tqGVyrvxO5
— Felice Stevens (@FeliceStevens1) December 23, 2018
15. Be gone, snore
Must get me one 😁 #snoringhusband #keepsmeawake pic.twitter.com/lTtjeejXid
— LL B. 🌼 (@laaluula) March 15, 2018
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